Doctor James Dobson

I give my blessing and my prayers to Pastor Warren to continue on the leadership of Evan Gelical. His vision and his ability to increase the monetary value of Evan Gelical is the new way.

I know through the years you have depended upon me to tell what Dick Bush to do to better our cause and further the goals of Evan Gelical through the United States of Eden™ government.

I hope with this passing I myself will be able to write more books on how to beat children and increase the division of the people of United States of Eden™.

We have not yet won the battle against those evil homosexuals and atheists and cultists and all of Agno Stic. We will win once the world is divided between good and bad. I have only began to separate the people. Pastor Warren will further divide all people and make the good and bad to hate the other. Pastor Warren is the future savior of our souls. Pastor Warren will lead our fight.

I can’t express this enough to the followers of Even Gelical. I can’t show you enough how firm hitting of a child is not only the duty of the parent, but it should be required to be a parent.

Now, there may be those believing I advocate the harm of children. And while beating children through spanking or a slap to the face or a punch in the face may feel and appear to be harming a child, it is not. If it is done to teach the child not to spill that water or speaking when not spoken to then the beating is for love.

Love. Yes, love. The love for your child will grow and blossom with every welt and black and blue mark on the child’s body after the child has performed and act beyond contempt. Your child will learn to respect you. I promise.

If you don’t obey I will hit you with the stick again. I don’t care if you cry out. I don’t care if it leaves marks. I don’t care. I only care you doing what I seen and said. Do it! Kneel boy! KNEEL BEFORE ME! Little sinner don’t make me get the whip. I’ll get the whip and give you more than a lashing. You’ll swing. You’ll swing and I’ll find another kid to obey.

That is a very good question.

To answer your question, yes, I was once the evangelical of Evengelical, Inc.™, but I have since received a higher calling from you lord Jesus Christ and from God. Yes, God seen to me that I need to become an entity of United States of Eden to begin to bring more people into the company of Evengelical, Inc.™, and to save the souls of all the sinners of United States of Eden.

I know this change may be confusing, but worry not. Just remember every question you can’t answer can be answered by thinking, <Because God Wills It.>