Carl Rove

Now don’t you get excited. Don’t you see. Don’t you know that lying is good, if not necessary, if it is for good. Unless you are not for good. If you are not for good then you are for evil. And if you are evil then it is okay to lie to you. Lies confuse evil. Lies help good conquer all. Lies are nothing more than statements not taking into consideration of data recorded previous. Lies are baseless. Even if, even if you have sight, sound, taste, touch, smell that tells this ‘truth’, then you can still lie. People will believe what they want to believe. We just need to give them a reason. With that seen, there ain’t much to it, but for you to get out there and lie with Dick Bush and NeoCain.

I didn’t do it. And if I did I did it for the President. So, so you can’t touch me. You can’t even think I did anything wrong. The Presidential powers of law control trumps your puny desire to hold me accountable for any action I do. Any. And it’s not something that is up to debate. It’s not an issue for I have the rights and privileges of secrecy now that I know a President. I can make or break the law just like a President. Don’t you know that. You are a fool if you don’t. It’s common knowledge that friends of the President, are too, like the President, above the law.

It’s not lying when you create a story using known recorded logs of events. As long as all the data referenced by the story can be verified as accurate, then all the facts that can not be verified are facts that can be created by you.

The easiest form to create a version of history with facts is the story using the snippets of dialog seen or spoke on the record to frame other facts that are not of the same record. This creates a story that one can tell to not only tell the truth, but invent the truth. And if you event the truth, you are not lying.

And I am the devil. I am the puppet master because I know how to pull strings and tie strings and cut strings. I get away with anything. I do get away with everything because I know how ot act like a puppet myself. A puppet who pretends not be your master. A puppet with no string but the ones I hold.

Remember, that you can never lie about the outcome of an event of the future. You can only misunderstand or underestimate. But never, never do you lie about an outcome of a future event.

If you think you will be caught in a lie then get a lawyer. The lawyer will help you clarify your lie and give you reason for your lie.

A lawyer will also be able to create lots of rhetoric to further confuse the general public and make your opponents waste time trying to return their attack while you plan with your lawyer you next statement.

A lawyer can also be a scapegoat for those times when you lie and have a lawyer. It is easy to blame the lawyer for the confusion. This will require you to feel okay disparaging or belittling your lawyer. They are use to it. Don’t feel bad.

Never, ever, be friends with your lawyer.

One thing I always like to tell my clients is that if you don’t know the truth lie. As long as the lie supports your goals and what you want to get across then it doesn’t matter. It is probably better you lied because the truth doesn’t really exist unless I make it up.

One of my clients once asked what to do if they are caught in a lie. It was a stupid question, but it is a question answered with ease for I lie all the time and get caught. I told my client that people are stupid and they won’t remember that you lied because they will only remember what you seen or said the first time. Then all you need to do is tell everyone you misspoke and you were sorry and that you had your facts wrong and that you didn’t mean to mislead. The people who know you lied can’t do anything. And the people who don’t know you lied will keep on believing you.